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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Shaq Knows All























Once again "The Big Aristotle" aka "The Diesel" aka "Superman" aka "The Big Shaqtus" has come up with a brilliant idea to vamp up the dunk contest back to the dynamic event it was back in the day, while also raising money for the support of Haiti. Unlike his idea to change is name to "Shaqovic" due to his killer 0.595 free throw percentage, this actually sounds like a great idea. He suggested bringing back former dunk contest winners, Kobe and Vince Carter to do a dunk off with Lebron (since Lebron only cares about his image). Although great in theory, VC is wayyy past his prime and we kno Kobe probably wont do it with a broken index finger on his shooting hand.
So Shaq is basically defending Lebron's punk ass, since he declared that he would do it last year but withdrew when it came time to sign up. Lebron in my eyes is a chump, cause like that tape he had confiscated when he got dunked on by a college kid, Lebron is afraid of his image if he were to lose to a no name like DeMar DeRozan or bench player for the lakers (my fav to win the contest) Shannon Brown.
Some one tell Lebron to man up.

Here's the shaq article
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